February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
5 posts
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December 2011
3 posts
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November 2011
3 posts
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JAMES' TOP 5 WAYS YOU CAN SPEND $180 BETTER OFF...
So Big Day out has shaken up its shit, and resulted in a lot of people stuck in a situation where they are debating what to do with the money they had spent or planned on spending on a ticket. Well fear not fellow chums. I have compiled a top 5 list of things you can spend your precious summer time and money on. Staring off with number five…
5) Save your dollars. Everyone knows saving money is...
October 2011
1 post
littlewhitepictures:
Coming really soon… you can watch this now though….
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
Everyone I speak to is tired. Our generation is at loss of sleep - walking...
– Tui
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June 2011
4 posts
It’s time to get serious. We need yellow pencils.
– James Watson
Every woman is a sexy puzzle.
– James Watson
May 2011
6 posts
You gotta exercise your c**t mus!
– Olivia MacCormick
April 2011
14 posts
The tinned spaghetti with the little sausages is one of the freakiest...
– Ines Shennan
15 things you too can do when you lock your keys...
So last night I finished work about an hour earlier than usual. But heaven forbid I should ever gain an extra hours sleep, so as I pulled up to the gas station in a tired daze, I stepped out of my vehicle and proceeded to lock, then close my doors. Obviously not realising my keys were dangling in the ignition.
SO… I have put together this handy list that will A) Help you remain sane, B)...
It’s a hard life when you burn your tongue on mocca.
– Tom Neunzerling
If you go ahead and order a pizza that has bacon, and that pizza arrives and...
– James Watson
She came with dinner and dessert.
I have still not fully recovered from what panned out to be last night. However I will take the liberty to share with you my main highlight of the evening.
At the bar “1885” there was a woman who had a box of crackers and some pre-sliced cheese. She was preparing her own snacks, and shared them with us. She then pulled out a Tupperware fulled with lollies, and shared them with us as a...
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Oh Matt. You are so witty.
Matt: Tom has my 7D for the night.
Me: Oh awesome! All good if I borrow it to film myself masturbating later. It's part of my experimental film.
Matt: Yeah, just do that macro lens thing I showed you.
I was touched.
Last night consisted of the following, in this order.
Dinner. (Olivia found the most amazing place I have been in Auckland ever. To eat: Stuffed calamari and a pot of mussels, to much to eat alone, ideal to share. To drink: Cocktails, mine had pieces of fruit with a higher alcohol content than it takes to get me tipsy. Olivia’s drink was about 10 times manlier than mine.)
Catfish -...
Tell me Mr McDonald, do you know anyone else who lint-brushes their duvet?
– James Watson
March 2011
17 posts
James & Mum vs. Coronation Street.
Coronation Street seems to be on telly every time I go to my parents house. Somehow I have managed to stay caught up with everyone on the show’s lives, by being in front of the TV when its on once every few months for the past few years. DID GET PRETTY EXCITED THOUGH. Some gripping drama in there tonight. Gave my Mum a massive HIGH FIVE when it was resolved. AND I DON’T USUALLY GIVE MY...
Causual work banter...
Lauren: Let's play RAPE!
James: No!
Lauren: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
Rararararainbows End!
Rusty: Take me back to the rainbow!
Me: That rainbow kind of magic?
Rusty: Rararararainbows End, that's rainbow magic... Just another day at work.
Me: Whattt? Did you go there?
Rusty: I am tomorrow, and getting paid by the hour for it.
Me: Awesommmme! Take a photo for me.
Rusty: For sure. I'll go in the log flume cave, and get naked.
Me: With kids around? That's pretty bad.
Rusty: It's better than going in the log flume cave, and getting kids naked.
'twas a bleak Monday...
Like those old films you watched as a child, never appreciated and then returned to some time later to realize the brilliance behind them, my Monday today was of similar caliber.
I awoke (20 minutes ahead of schedule), headed to the kitchen and put the kettle on. This was followed by a shower, my usual morning ritual, but as I was ahead of myself I had time to have a shave and really wake up. I...