Greetings friend / stranger / future wife. I am James. Welcome to my blog.
You will notice this seems to be mainly a series of Instagram'd photos, videos I've made or pictures that I've sent here to die, but I from time to time write a paragraph or two about the mishaps of my life.
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I just caught a small chinaman in our back yard wearing a helmet and helping himself to our weeds. Just another day at the flat really…